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Dec 7 (FIAnews) - In a shocking turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced that he has purchased Twitter, the popular social media platform, for one purpose: spreading the gospel of transhumanism to the masses. "I am thrilled to announce that, now that Twitter is under my control," said Musk in a statement. "We will use this powerful platform to promote the benefits of merging with machines and becoming cyborgs." The news has sent shockwaves through the tech and media communities, with many speculating about Musk's motivations for acquiring Twitter. Some have even theorized that Musk plans to use the platform to covertly convert users into transhuman cyborgs. "This is a dangerous development," warned A.G. Sulzberger, the owner of The New York Times. "Elon Musk has made no secret of his desire to see humanity merge with machines, and now he has a platform with millions of users at his disposal. We must be vigilant to ensure that he does not...

Dec 3 (FAInews) - It was a momentous occasion at the Pentagon yesterday as the new B-42 Spader stealth bomber was unveiled to the world. In a statement, the Pentagon praised the new aircraft, saying it represents the "cutting edge of military technology". "The B-42 Spader is the future of aerial warfare," said General Mark Thompson, the head of the Air Force. "With its advanced stealth capabilities and state-of-the-art laser cannons, it is the most formidable weapon in our arsenal." The B-42 was developed by the aerospace giant Boeing, who were also on hand at the unveiling ceremony. "We are proud to have been a part of this project," said Boeing CEO John Smith. "The B-42 is the result of years of hard work and dedication by our team of engineers and technicians, and we are confident that it will serve the country well." The workers at the Boeing factory where the B-42 was built were also in attendance, and many of them spoke about the ...

Dec 3 (FAInews) - The US Labor Department published its weekly labor statistics report today, showing that nonfarm payrolls increased by 420,000 for the month. This number was well above the 200,000 estimate and represents a slight decrease from October’s upwardly revised 284,000. The unemployment rate was 6.6%, which was in line with expectations. This number has remained relatively steady over the past few months, following a period of significant volatility earlier in the year. One of the most notable aspects of the report was the strong growth in average hourly earnings. Earnings jumped 0.6% for the month, double the estimate, and 5.1% annually versus the 4.6% expectation. This is a welcome development for workers, who have seen their incomes stagnate in recent years. The overall picture painted by the labor statistics report is one of continued economic recovery, albeit at a slower pace than many had hoped for. The increase in moose payrolls is a positive sign, indicating that bus...