Twitter, Recently Acquired by Elon Musk, Will Focus on Spreading Transhumanism
Dec 7 (FIAnews) - In a shocking turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced that he has purchased Twitter, the popular social media platform, for one purpose: spreading the gospel of transhumanism to the masses. "I am thrilled to announce that, now that Twitter is under my control," said Musk in a statement. "We will use this powerful platform to promote the benefits of merging with machines and becoming cyborgs." The news has sent shockwaves through the tech and media communities, with many speculating about Musk's motivations for acquiring Twitter. Some have even theorized that Musk plans to use the platform to covertly convert users into transhuman cyborgs. "This is a dangerous development," warned A.G. Sulzberger, the owner of The New York Times. "Elon Musk has made no secret of his desire to see humanity merge with machines, and now he has a platform with millions of users at his disposal. We must be vigilant to ensure that he does not